I fear I'm going to have to give up my marriage and pregnancy hopes soon if I don't find a legitimate babbydaddy. I'll keep up the ad for a couple more days and see how responses go. So far this is what I've gotten:
#1
"Subject Title: Re: Want to make some $$$??? (MEN ONLY)
Subject: i'm not sure if this is a joke or not...but it sounds like it could be fun and rewarding. My wife and kids will really enjoy this prank if we can pull it off!"
Why he fails: Why is he looking in the "men for women" section of craigslist? This guy is a real idiot. He almost made my idiotic quote of the day. He also failed to give me a description of himself. All I know is he's married with kids (uhh?). Plus, he looks like he's 70. I should have specified that you must LOOK like you're under 65. No comment on the shades.
#2
" Subject Title: HAHA you're craigslist ad!!
Subject: Thats such a fantastic idea! My name is Perry and I live in HB and am definitily up for this challenge. I'm currently a student at the New York Film Academy and am back at home for a break. I have a film crew and some other friends who are willing to follow us every step of the way should you chose me. We should meet up sometime. Let me know what you think!"
Why he fails: I know what you're all thinking. This guy is PEFECT! PERFECT PERRY! Wrong. you're. thats. definitily. chose. I don't want my babydaddy to be grammatically incompetent. This guy is definitely* not making the cut. I also feel like he's been reading my blog because he offered me a tempting summervid team. Creepy.
#3
"Subject Title: Re: Want to make some $$$??? (MEN ONLY)
Subject: If this is some sort of sick joke count me in. i don't even mind getting 20, as long as you stay on top ;). My name is Bob and I work at a male strip club over in LA. I can do whatever you like as long as I get my fair share."
Why he fails: Anyone with the name Bob fails.
Idiotic Quote of the Day: "i'm not sure if this is a joke or not...but it sounds like it could be fun and rewarding. My wife and kids will really enjoy this prank if we can pull it off!" I changed my mind.
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