Sunday, July 5, 2009

Attempt 1.1

Naturally, I put an ad on craiglist describing my needs:

"Subject Title: Want To Make Some $$$??? (MEN ONLY)

Subject Message: I need someone to be my fake lover so we can get fake engaged and have an engagement party. We will also be having a fake baby and will have a baby shower. I'll split any money I get with you 70/30 (me being on top). Please email me back a picture of yourself as well as a description of yourself (include your age please). Nobody over 65. Thanks."

Only after posting this did I realize it sounds like an ad for porn. Me being on top- who says that? I meant me being the 70%. But I kept it up anyways so I could see if anyone would respond.

Idiotic Quote of the Day: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon." - Paris Hilton

1 comment:

  1. LOL...you probably have a lot of sick bastards actually replying thinking of it as something that might be real...btw.. that is one wicked idea to make some money ;)

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