So, I decided to make a summervid this year but in order to get started I need funding. And since I'm tired of asking my parents for money I figure it's time I make some for myself. Which is why I'm pretending I'm getting engaged and that I'm having a baby. An engagement party and a baby shower? Can you say CHINGALING?! Of course in the end my husband is going to have to leave me and I'm going to have a miscarriage with the baby. I wonder if anyone will send me pity money then. Anyway, I think things should fly by pretty smoothly with the whole baby thing. Not because I'm actually preggers (duh) but because I have a nice little burrito baby forming. It's the engagement that worries me a little bit. I'm going to have to find someone trustworthy to pretend to be my muse. My husband. My lova.
Idiotic Quote of the Day: "People always ask me how I'm so skinny. They're always like 'how much do you work out?' and I'm like no. Like shopping is my workout." - Paris Hilton
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