Attempt 1.2

I fear I'm going to have to give up my marriage and pregnancy hopes soon if I don't find a legitimate babbydaddy. I'll keep up the ad for a couple more days and see how responses go. So far this is what I've gotten:

#1



"Subject Title: Re: Want to make some $$$??? (MEN ONLY)
Subject: i'm not sure if this is a joke or not...but it sounds like it could be fun and rewarding. My wife and kids will really enjoy this prank if we can pull it off!"

Why he fails: Why is he looking in the "men for women" section of craigslist? This guy is a real idiot. He almost made my idiotic quote of the day. He also failed to give me a description of himself. All I know is he's married with kids (uhh?). Plus, he looks like he's 70. I should have specified that you must LOOK like you're under 65. No comment on the shades.

#2



" Subject Title: HAHA you're craigslist ad!!
Subject: Thats such a fantastic idea! My name is Perry and I live in HB and am definitily up for this challenge. I'm currently a student at the New York Film Academy and am back at home for a break. I have a film crew and some other friends who are willing to follow us every step of the way should you chose me. We should meet up sometime. Let me know what you think!"

Why he fails: I know what you're all thinking. This guy is PEFECT! PERFECT PERRY! Wrong. you're. thats. definitily. chose. I don't want my babydaddy to be grammatically incompetent. This guy is definitely* not making the cut. I also feel like he's been reading my blog because he offered me a tempting summervid team. Creepy.

#3





"Subject Title: Re: Want to make some $$$??? (MEN ONLY)
Subject: If this is some sort of sick joke count me in. i don't even mind getting 20, as long as you stay on top ;). My name is Bob and I work at a male strip club over in LA. I can do whatever you like as long as I get my fair share."

Why he fails: Anyone with the name Bob fails.

Idiotic Quote of the Day: "i'm not sure if this is a joke or not...but it sounds like it could be fun and rewarding. My wife and kids will really enjoy this prank if we can pull it off!" I changed my mind.

Attempt 1.1

Naturally, I put an ad on craiglist describing my needs:

"Subject Title: Want To Make Some $$$??? (MEN ONLY)

Subject Message: I need someone to be my fake lover so we can get fake engaged and have an engagement party. We will also be having a fake baby and will have a baby shower. I'll split any money I get with you 70/30 (me being on top). Please email me back a picture of yourself as well as a description of yourself (include your age please). Nobody over 65. Thanks."

Only after posting this did I realize it sounds like an ad for porn. Me being on top- who says that? I meant me being the 70%. But I kept it up anyways so I could see if anyone would respond.

Idiotic Quote of the Day: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon." - Paris Hilton

Attempt 1

So, I decided to make a summervid this year but in order to get started I need funding. And since I'm tired of asking my parents for money I figure it's time I make some for myself. Which is why I'm pretending I'm getting engaged and that I'm having a baby. An engagement party and a baby shower? Can you say CHINGALING?! Of course in the end my husband is going to have to leave me and I'm going to have a miscarriage with the baby. I wonder if anyone will send me pity money then. Anyway, I think things should fly by pretty smoothly with the whole baby thing. Not because I'm actually preggers (duh) but because I have a nice little burrito baby forming. It's the engagement that worries me a little bit. I'm going to have to find someone trustworthy to pretend to be my muse. My husband. My lova.

Idiotic Quote of the Day: "People always ask me how I'm so skinny. They're always like 'how much do you work out?' and I'm like no. Like shopping is my workout." - Paris Hilton