Crick Crack on the Clock but the Party Don't Stop No

Ever have one of those days when every single thing you look at just reminds you of something else that's utterly disgusting? Maybe it's just me? Well in any case, today was one of those days. As I was walking out of class my lab partner caught up to me and was nibbling ferociously at her peach. In between bites she was blabbering on and on about some crap that we just learned about in class. That's when I couldn't help but notice... The peach she was so savagely gnawing at looked like an asscrack. Yes, it straight up looked like butt. She was unabashedly biting and sucking away at an asshole right in front of me. I proceeded to gaze at the peach for an uncomfortably long moment and she stopped chewing it apparently because of the (disgusted I'm assuming) look on my face. "Umm, what's up?" she quizzically asked. I word vomitiously replied, "That peach you're eating really looks like..." but my sentence trailed off as I realized I couldn't go through with the awkward statement with an acquaintance and hesitantly finished it off with "...like really good". Phew, close call.

Pictured above is Vaginus Perisca, the distant relative of the
endangered plant species Asscracklus Perisca.